My Raya Korban Day = My Famili Day

Bez2!!Mula2 boring lps tu smkn bez. Myb sbb dpt brkumpul ramai2. Yg ada smlm kat umh at0k: Pok Dee+famili, Pok Ley+famili, Mok Ngoh a.k.a My mom+famili, Abe Ajey+famili, Pok Long+Mok Long, Pok Sey+famili. B4 lembu korban tu habis dilapah me and the gang membuat aktiviti yg plg dinanti-nanti. Apekah? Makn2 n Sesi photoshoot!! Ahli2nya of coz la Aifa, Atie a.k.a Me, Kak Hah n Kak Yah. Tempat photoshoot: Depan umh kak hah n kak yah n dpn kolam ikan. Mknn yg ada: rendang, nasi himpit, lontong, kek coklat. Lps daging lembu tu siap dilapah, the mothers smua duk kat dapur. Masak. Anak2 pn pegi tolong. Tp aku pny keje senang je tolong tengok. Ha3. Menu special kita org smlm nasi Bukhari. Fuiyoo! Tukang2 masak yg 'berpangkat besar' smlm ialah Che Za, Che Wa n my mom. Tapi x kan nk wat nasi bukahri je rite. Daging byk la. Gna lembu ni dah 5 bahagian [my mom, atok, pok long, mok long, pok sey] n gna lembu tu 2 bahagian [kak hah, abe ajey]. 5 + 2 = 7. Correct me if I'm wrong bkn ke 7 bahgian = seekor lembu. Konklusinya = daging byk. Jadi daging2 ni pun d wat sup daging, daging goreng [cicah air asam -che wa wat-], diperap utk BBQ [dua 'perapan' satu gna sos tiram n satu lagi mcm sate].

Bla smua cyap msk kita pn mkn. Makan+makan+makan+makan lagi. Dalam duk makan, Pok Ley wat lawak. Mmg adk bradik mak aku dia n Pok Dee yg kaki lawak pun. Lucu2. Mmg aku n smua mkn smpai ptg pn x abis lagi. Tapi sbb rasa mcm nk wat ag photoshoot Aifa pn ajak kita semua bergamba kat ats jln yg dkt2 ngan padi. Amik gamba lompat la. Smua aksi la. Ahli2 photoshoot dah bertambah. Izah, Aishah n Ain masuk join. Maju bukan??He3. Kalau lah Kakakku, Kak Long n Kka Qih dpt amik amba skali mst bez lagi la.

Malam tu plak plannye ber-BBQ + fireworks show. Tapi start kul 10 sbb kul 9-10 tgk Nur Kasih ramai2. Episod laz mana bleh tinggal. He3. Jadi kul 10 lah kazen2 lelaki berkipas+berpanas duk wat BBQ tu. Bunga api pn kita org pasang. Bez daging2 BBQ tu.

So, mmg nmpk mcm famili day la ni. Sbb dpt rapatkan silaturrahim rite. 2 la citer Aidiadha ku.

Lusa Nak Tengok Lembu

[Nak tengok lembu nak tengok lembu] *ulang lah ayt ni sampai puas*

Xtau la apa specialnya lembu ni sampai bleh msk entri aku kali ni. Tapi yg pasti aku tgh wat plan kali ni nk amik bahagian mana plak utk di wat post-moterm.

Dua tahun dulu aku amik la lembu punya mata. Wat apa? Dah konfem2 aku wat post-moterm.Ha3. Agi pun masa tu aku form 2. Subjek science ada blaja psl mata. D'sbbkn aku ni budak aliran sains yg amat excellent [koya2] jd aku abadikan ilmu yg aku dpt dr buku ke alam yg benar. Dats y la aku amik mata lembu tu. Ada la mk sedara aku ni t'kejut apsal aku amik mata lembu. Mesti dlm otak dia kata dh buang tabiat agaknya budak ni. Ingat aku nk makan ke? Tapi aku xde masa la nk citer kat dia ank sedara dia ni bdk sains yg excellent kan. Ha3. After amik mata lembu tu aku xwat post moterm kat umah tok aku sbb kazen2 aku yg kecik2 tu penakut cket. Tak pasal2 trauma nanti. Jadi aku pun dengan bangganya wat blk umah. Sampai2 umah tu aku pun trus. Trus apa? Trus buka tv. Citer bez wei masa raya. Lembu punya mata bleh tunggu.

Malam tu bru la aku wat keja post moterm. D'sbbkan aku ni bkn la ank dara yg excellent ala2 perempuan melayu terakhir jd mmg dlm sehari tu susah la aku nk pegang pisau. Jadi d'sbbkn nk wat post moterm ni t'paksa la pegang pisau jg. Mslhnya skrg aku ni bkn surgeon yg handal jadi teknik utk bedah mata tu aku xreti. Dah la mata tu lembut. Jelly like structure wei. Eeee,,geli la bla pikir balik. Tapi seingat aku mmg kesian la mata lembu tu sbb akhirnya ia musnah.Ha3. Yes,, destroyed!

So aku nak amik bahagian mana pula ek? Tahun ni klu ikut syllabus aku pny bio blaja psl perut lembu. Perlu ke aku amik perut lembu. Dah la perut dia byk. Dan yg penting bukan ke org makan perut lembu. Mmg konfem aku xamik....

Dania??Bleh Dipertimbangkan..

Awan Dania. Suko la pl0p tgk cito ni. Tgk Scha al-Yahya b'lakon. Bez.

So,,klu la my future ank sedara is a gal,,apa kata bagi nama ni..
Hehe..

Addicted punya kes!
Haha..

Laz Day of Being Form 4

W'pn ari laz sekolah, aku still g sekolah. Wut for? Of course 4 photo shoots bebeh!Hehe!Today was supposed to be our [my frens n I] gila lensa day. Whole day!But suddenly, gila lensa plan had to be postponed from early in the morning to 1 hour b4 going home. Really sad rite? I tried to run away from dat 'someone' but still,,can go nowhere man!Works are works. Lega la abis kul 12++.Klu kul 1++ xke *tuttuttut*
So if u wanna see pics2 yg sempat diambil, sila2 la ke my FB.

Anyway,to UPSR students yg dpt result 'comey',,congrats!Yg xdpt 2 rileks la.PMR n SPM is waitng 4 u.Dun worry!Xpecially congrats 2 my kazens:
-maisarah
-anis
-umar

Gud luck 4 u guys in finding the right skewl next year.

Xm Sudah Berakhir

Alhamdulillah.Habis d0h xm.Akhirnya!Ha3.

Tapi siey ko SPM candidates tahun ni.Ari first SPM pun dah 'menggoda'.Menggoda apa?Menggoda nk tido la.Hujan fr0m pagi smpai la sekarang.Kasihan rite?At least form 4 students dah bleh enjoy w'pn cuti sekolah ni kita org ada take home test.Ala, take home test apa la sgt.Ha3.[Kecek besar deh].

But anyway bez of luck to SPM candidates.

Xpecially to:

-my kazen2 yg xm..Kak Qih n Sene.
-my kawan2
-bd0p2 form 5 SMK Zainab [1].[Promote nama sekolah cket :P]

Gud luck u guys!

5 Years-Old-Boy

Bru masuk korus je:
[I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away]

Dan datanglah sorang budak yang dinamakan Haikal.Kiut budak ni.

"Aik, Che Su!",budak 5 tahun tu datang da.

"Yup!", kacau korus aku ni.

"Gano nok fly,xd0p wing pun", Mata dikecilkan, jari telunjuk kat dahi. Konon berfikir. Muka memang kartun habis. Bak kata my sis muka POYO. Bagi aku bukan muka poyo tapi muka POCOYO.Masa kecik klu Pocoyo lompat budak ni pun lompat jugak.Ha3.

~Dan aku biarkan soalan tu.Mata makin kecik dah. Neurons tengah bersambung.Biarkan....

Habibati,sila berhenti bercakap!

Ok. Hari ni hari yg hampir2 gembira. Sbbnye subjek tasawur, bi, bm, sej, maths, chemist [2], physics and bio dah dijawab dengan mengarutnya. Diz means dat tinggal 3 subjek ag. I mean sbb chemist[1] n chemist [3] x xm ag so kita aku 3 ag subjek ag la ye. Yg bakal dijawab dgn lagi mengarutnya of c0z la +maths. Ye. W'pn jawab dengan mengarutnya dan tau jawapan 2 dah tentu2 salah but still lega. At least azab dah lepas. U know? Penantian itu satu penyeksaan. Xm 3 mggu!! Sapa x lega klu 2 mggu dh abis? Furthermore(apsal la p'kataan ni xkuar ms jwb eng ari 2 ek?), subjek kritical mcm physics n bio xsempat nk baca. Xpecially for paper 3. Abis je paper 1 trus smbg paper 3. Aduh! Susah btul neurons(badi bio still ada) nk jwb soalan 2. Sampai fiz pny xpriment [12 marks] salah jawab. Mmg salah konsep. Dia bagi clue suh conduct xpriment pasal V n T of water tiba2 pul0p aku pegi jwb specific latent heat. Konfem dia pny clue xberkesan. Hahaha..

Hari ni bio dah aku jawab. Hee. 'Bezzzz gla' jwb bio. Paper 2 pny soalan plg "basic" n "senang" skali. Paper 3, bleh la jwb. Pasal J-tube n Photosynthesis. Actually there's another factor yg buat aku bleh jwb. Hee. Ssshhhh! Say nothing!! [secret2]..hahahah..Anggap la factor 2 "act as a co-enzyme" utk aku jwb. :P

Xsabar nk abiskan final xm ni. Tapi,, sedih la. Bla abis xm nanti trus cuti. Next year dh jadi senior. Perasan senior btul. Form 6 students 2 tlah ku campak ke lain barangkali. Haha.. Xpe,,perasan is gud sumtimes.

Whoops!It's time 4 me to stop. And diz time I dun not need a theacher to stop me. (Ada sapa2 terasa?) . Thank u!

[Nk tgk tv.The Nanny.Kul 7.30 nati nk tgk Nur Kasih. Dulu xtgk Nur Kasih dari awal so skrg bleh la tgk. Masa start tgk citer ni dulu dia dah kawen. Tp bkn every week la tgk sbb plot citer dia slow la.Eh sori (sape2 yg b'knaan). However plot dia interesting. I wonder wit will happen at the end.]

Oit2!Stop!!!

~bye!

From 0-3 to 1-3..At Least Rite?

So, this is my first time watching football.I mean,technically first time c0z i start to watch it from the beginning until the award (or should i call it piala?) goes to the "yellowers".well, u kn0w who.The Negeri Sembilan team of c0z!

Even though 'the redders' only manage to score 1 goal at the end of the game, but it's still a GOAL!..And even though 'the yellowers' bleh score 3,,ada aku kesah?actually aku kesah la jugak c0z zaquan one of the scorer.ha3.ok2.i'm not on their side.Dun worry..!It's juz b'c0z I only know some players fr0m m'sia and they are Aidil Zafuan, Zaquan Adha and Syed Adney(his name reminds me of 'sydney'..ha3)..so sad rite I only kn0w a few players only.And still i'm calling myself Malaysian.

But today in hist0ry c0z since I watch the game just now, so my 'knowledge' about them is increasing (maybe "increasing" is n0t the right word but wut to say,i'm still in the mood of doing revision,remember?in physics n chemistry that word is waaaayyyyy too famous). So here is the new names that i know from the game just now. They are:

Kelantan:
Indraputra (captain for Kelantan-he scores the one and only goal for the team..yeay!)
Halim Napi (goal keeper)
Farisham
Farhan
Khairan
Daudsu
Khalid Jamlus

Negeri 9:
Syahrulain (one of the scorer)(i wonder,is this the correct spelling?)
Syukor
Kunanlan
Idris (easy to recognize him-the hair..so straight.ha3)
Rezal (chinese look - also easy to recognize)

That's an improvement rite..? yeay me!ha3. besides them I also know the international players:

- David Beckham
- Christiano Ronaldo
- Ronaldinho
- Fabregas (kak idah loves him so much..truly,madly,deeply)
- Ikèr
- Michael Owen
- Fernando Torres
- Zinedine Zidane
- Kaka (I will always remember him coz last year (on olympic fever time) i thought him from Japan.well cannot blame me rite?his name is sooooo Japanese.ha3)
- And some other players.I'm a lil bit "senile" when it comes to football.

Back to the main reason why I'm writing this post...Actually at first,(when the camera starts to focus on the supporters seats) i am totally amaze. The REDS are everywhere.I mean not that they are sitting wif the YELLOWS but they are many of them.So many!So ramai!And this also means that the situation will be sooooo chaos..!And,"shocking" to say, there is chaos. Especially when the Negeri 9 scores and they start to do their 'childish' works. THROWING MERCUN of course.Aiyoo.So childish u know.Even kids dun throw mercun anywhere they like. Wanna know why?Because they have brain and they use it,obviously..!But now u (the fathers and teenagers) throw mercun whenever u like n where ever u like, is so improper and WRONG!SHAME ON U!I know you are supporting but please dun be too much. Have some mercy. Poor the CAMERAMAN.He is injured at the neck because of the mercun you guys throw. Next time (if there is next time) BEHAVE yourselves for god's sake.

So, congratulations Negeri 9!You guys really proud on you winning right now, rite? Probably you are celebrating your winning when I'm writing this post.And Kelantan,dun be so sad.It's just a game. At least you made it to final.Think on the bright side, and at least because of you guys I can have an extra "cuti".Thank you!

Katak Sedang Menyanyi...

bez gilo tido ri ni.sejuk.biasa la, hujan. 4 ur in4mation ari ni kelate bukan je hujan tp dah naik air dah.nak banjir.pagi td my mum pegi umah my grandpa (mmg rutin ari jumaat) tp saya xikut.wanna kn0w y?,sebab bez tido la.ha3.bla dia blk dia kata dekat umah my grandpa dh naik air.ada la paras buku lali.tp kawasan yg depan2 cket (susah la nk xplain) dah naik air nk dekat pinggang.n tb2 sy rasa amaaat rugi sebab xikut.sbb dlm seumur idup xpernah pn pegi main air banjir.adui,klu pegi tadi maybe bleh j0in kazen2 main air. tp kazen2 aku g main air ke tadi? ntah.lupa nk tny.xpe la xde rezeki nk main.


~ong.ong.ong.bunyi katak berlagu!pencemaran bunyi btul la,... :P

Bola Sepak Kelate Make It To Final..at last!

by the way,,i'm not a biggest fan!

dengan hormatnye perkara di atas dirujuk (ayat skema bla nk wat surat kiriman rasmi)..ha3!

mujur la team bola sepak kelate buleh masuk final.wanna kn0w y??cuz kelantan dpt cuti ahd ni.to those wh0 dunno dat kelantan's students usually only cuti on jumaat n sb2,but n0t ahad.well,,lain la klu dat student ponteng.ha3.

n 4 dat reason,,sy amaaat suker even i've got n0thing in4s about my own state f0otball team.well, dun get me wrong.bukan mendriskriminasi cuma i dun like f0otball much (including M.U,Chelsea,Liverpool n wut so evr..)s0ri...!it's not dat i hate u but the feeling is more to "where-the-ball-oh there-oh who's that-wut-wif-the-yellow-n-red-card" feeling (the feeling call konfius) when i watch the players play on tv.easy 2 say,,i dun really kn0w wut the hell r they playing on that green,grassy field.well biasa la,, girls!wut else can i say?ha3

konklusinya,,thanx Kelanatan team.i really need a skewl day off so ican use dat day to revise 4 the final xm.thank u n bez of luck!

by the way,4 papers dh selesai n 6 more to go!!pity me rite?? :(
xm pn dilanjutkan until wednesday-18/10.. :(